They Like You Because You Eat Dog -- R. Zamora Linmark

They like you because you eat dog, goat, and pig's blood.

They like you because you grind your women the way you eat pulutan.

They like you because you drink, play mah-jongg, and cockfight.

They like you because you go to church every Sunday.

They like you because you kneel hard, bend over quick, and spread wide.

They like you because you worship blue passports.

They like you because you guard the exiled President's body in the temple valley.

They like you because your daughters date Marines.

They like you because you machine-gun your own kind.

They like you because your sons smoke crack, cut class, and sport tattoos.

They like you because you wear rainbow-colored clothes, toupee, and can boogie.

They like you because you are third world hip.

They like you because you have olive skin and yellow teeth.

They like you because you say you're Spanish or Chinese.

They like you because you have big tits and tight ass.

They like you because you're the butt of everyone's joke.

They like you because you have a cock the size of a Vicks inhaler.

They like you because your favorite fruit is banana.

They like you because you sell home-grown otong, kalamungay, and eggplants at the open market on Saturdays.

They like you because you're a potato queen.

They like you because you're one hell of a gardener.

They like you because you work three full-time jobs -- scraping greasy floors, scouring pots and pans, and scrubbing toilet bowls.

They like you because you're a walking cholera, hepatitis and TB.

They like you because you're too proud to collect welfare.

They like you because you are a minimum-wage.

They like you because you have maids back home.

They like you because you're a doctor there and nurse's aide here.

They like you because you say you have a college degree but they say it's only equivalent of a ninth grade American education.

They like you because you can't fill out application forms.

They like you because you roll your R's, speak broken English, and alwats say yes.

They like you because you keep it all to yourself.

They like you because you take it in, all the way down.

They like you because you ask for it, adore it.

They like you because you're a copycat, want to be just like them.

They like you because, give it a couple more years, you'll be just like them.

And when that time comes, will they like you more?

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I came across this article in my Humanities I class... made by a classic foreign ass who doesn't think first before writing this one... Read this Mr. Bob Ong!!

That man needs to learn respect!!!

But then again, i hope we could learn from this...